Cows have reportedly gone missing in Anand, Gujarat over the past two months. An interview with a local farmer, Ravindra Shah, said he witnessed several young men running from his fields wearing what looked to be NYU printed on their t-shirts. One speculation by local police believes the NYU stands for New York University. No further information is available at this time.
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Police have identified one suspect, age 26; name is being withheld until his family is notified. It's believed that the suspect is part of a beef eating secret society. More to come as the story unfolds...
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Another suspect, Satinder Singh, 34, has been identified as the ring leader. Satinder "Sam" is part of B.E.S.S.I.E., which stands for Beef Eating Secret Society India's Elite.
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It's believed BESSIE was recently organized after a group of NYU students returned to Gujarat from America. They were exposed to the delicious Big Mac's of McDonald's. Jim Skinner Vice Chairman & CEO of McDonald's refused to comment on today's youth and their desire to eat beef.
Note: McDonald's is the world's largest chain of fast food restaurants, serving nearly 47 million customers daily. McDonald's primarily sells hamburgers (not made of ham), cheeseburgers (not made of cheese), chicken products, french fries, breakfast items, soft drinks, milkshakes and desserts.
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This story is completely made up by the poster Candygram. It is in no way, shape, or form meant to portray actual events that most likely will happen within the next 6 months in a country called India.
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